• White parent lectures: Don't ever do that again *takes phone away. (5 minute lecture)
• Asian parent lectures: Are you stupid? Don't ever do that again! *compares you to other people* *goes off topic* *talking nonsense* *comes back on topic* *compares you again* *goes off topic* etc. (2 hour lecture)

screams:

queued! xx

high-rollin:

evolutional:

neck kissing tho 

thats me

yanilavigne:

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